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No car no house

Postby Rozz » Fri Jan 30, 2015 7:46 pm

(Edit: Mod note: Stickied. If you haven't seen this, watch it.)

Time for a 2 part sing-a-long
The female version:


多情的阳光 洒落在你的脸庞
Warm sunshine, shining on your face
看看周围的小伙 个个都挺娘
Looking at the young guys all around, every one of them are very girly

女人的渴望就是要有车和房
Having a house and a car is what women long for
嫁对人是最大的愿望
Marrying the right person is the biggest wish

问你有没有车问你有没有房
Asking you if you have a car, asking you if you have a house
我妈妈她也问你存折有几张
My mother will also ask you how much savings you have

假如你没有车 假如你也没有房
If you have no car, if you also have no house
赶紧靠边别把路来挡
Hurry move aside and don’t block my way


我也有车 我也有房
I also have a car, I also have a house
还有人民币在银行
As well as RMB in the bank

你们要是还没有我强
If you guys aren’t even as capable as me
别吃软饭我不是你的娘
Don’t depend on me, I’m not your mother

你没有车 你没有房
You don’t have a car, you don’t have a house
别想把美女泡上床
Don’t expect to get a beauty into bed

装穷哥你不就开个破宝马
Pretending to be poor, you only drive a lousy BMW
别装大款你把我来包养
Don’t pretend you’re a rich guy who can keep me as his mistress

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你没有车 你没有房
You don’t have a car, you don’t have a house
你还想结婚当新郎
Yet you still want to get married and be a groom


如果你生活都没奔小康
If your life isn’t well off
凭什么我和你去流浪
Why should I accompany you in wandering

你说我现实我承认也无妨
You say I am realistic/practical, that I may as well admit
骂我拜金我也不受伤
You can call me a gold-digger and I won’t feel hurt


男人总得有个男人的模样
A man after all should be like a man
没车没房 你别想找新娘
Without a car, without a house, forget about finding a bride

The male response:



Lovely sunshine falls upon my face.
Looking at the girls around, everyone is pretty.
Their fashion and style make our life full of sunshine.
They have infinite desires for the life.

Do you have a car? Do you own a house?
How much money do you have in banks?
If you have no car, if you own no house...
Then forget about the sadness and sing a song with me.

I have no car. I own no house.
I can only sing for you.
Please don't break my heart,
Because you are my dreaming girl.

I have no car. I own no house.
I just have a good heart.
Please don't ask too much from me.
Because you are the nicest girl. [*Repeat*]

I will buy a car. I will buy a house.
I will sing a song for you as well.
Please don't break my heart.
Because you are my dreaming girl.

I will buy a car. I will buy a house.
I want you to be my bride.
Please don't ask too much from me.
Because you are the nicest girl.
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Re: No car no house

Postby mongolking » Fri Jan 30, 2015 8:38 pm

As far as Chinese lyricism goes, I like this one:

You loved me not: your voice was sweet;
Your eyes were full of laughter; your hands were tender.
And then you loved me: your voice was bitter;
Your eyes were full of tears; your hands were cruel.
Sad, sad that love should make you
Unlovable.

***

I craved the years would quickly pass
That you might lose
The brightness of your eyes, the peach-bloom of your skin,
And all the cruel splendour of your youth.
Then I alone would love you
And you at last would care.


The envious years have passed full soon
And you have lost
The brightness of your eyes, the peach-bloom of your skin,
And all the charming splendour of your youth.
Alas, I do not love you
And I care not if you care.


http://www.chinahistoryforum.com/topic/ ... ilosopher/
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Re: No car no house

Postby Notorious GIT » Tue Jul 07, 2015 3:48 pm

Saved me the time of making a thread now that Demosthenes and Deathslayer found this. Thank you. This video alone, just the memory of it, has given me the strength to resist temptation. When I caught the feels for the first time, for a woman seemed made to my specifications, I did not succumb. I'd have been her friend, but nothing more, and she either wanted not that or more, but I'll never know or care because I walked away.

Superimposing the image of these narcissistic cunt animals over the face of the beauty of a relevant aged woman who's right what she ought to weigh is how, unlike the last time I tried celibacy for a year and it took effort, this time I'm fast approaching another year and I've barely even felt the urge. And that's with already high T and an exercise regimen that drives it through the roof even more.

Point is, if you struggle like I did, feel a slave to your libido, or whatever, this is a great inoculation. I see this and I don't even want to talk to one of the Y chromosome deficient mongoloid gender enemy.
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Re: No car no house

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Re: No car no house

Postby ManWithAPlan » Fri Jul 10, 2015 2:54 pm

China was a shitshow until the late 90's, when they started picking up steam. This is the first generation of "middle class" Chinese, and they're already huge gold diggers, even with China blocking most western influence and propaganda. Proof that women don't become gold diggers, they're born.

If you want a hope of having a normal relationship with some twat, you need to grab her and move to Antarctica.
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Re: No car no house

Postby Morgu » Fri Jul 10, 2015 8:51 pm

ManWithAPlan wrote:China was a shitshow until the late 90's, when they started picking up steam. This is the first generation of "middle class" Chinese, and they're already huge gold diggers, even with China blocking most western influence and propaganda. Proof that women don't become gold diggers, they're born.

If you want a hope of having a normal relationship with some twat, you need to grab her and move to Antarctica.


Telephone sex and internet connections, they have both in Antarctica now.

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Re: No car no house

Postby PSIII » Mon Jul 20, 2015 4:06 am

At least those cunts are honest.

Any man who views that video, and marries ANY woman is a fool. We've long past the point of women hiding their nature, they are TELLING you what they are all about.

Listen to the lyrics of "love" songs that are sung by today's female pop stars, and watch the videos. Taylor Swift assaults her boyfriend (and maybe even kills him) in one video for the "crime" of texting some other twat; Katy Perry has a video that clearly shows that she never got over a badboy and married some beta provider in another (as an old woman, she still pines for the badboy, while living in a mansion that the beta provides for her, and she obviously doesn't care for the provider at all.)

I grew up hearing the "sugar and spice" nonsense about women, now the information is out there for men to see, with cunts providing some of it! Granted, forums like this one do a much better and more thorough job, but the no man can plead ignorance anymore about what women are really about, and what motivates them.
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Re: No car no house

Postby MPAV8R » Sun Sep 06, 2015 10:25 pm

I'll throw down some haiku here

A heart neglected
and a flower, unwatered, die
for the same reason
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Re: No car no house

Postby I Know You Just Hate Women » Tue Oct 27, 2015 2:32 pm

I grew up hearing that fairy tale PSIII;

[img]What are little boys made of?
Snips and snails
And puppy-dogs' tails
What are little girls made of?
Sugar and spice
And everything nice[/img]

What a crock of shit. The indoctrination starts at birth.
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Re: No car no house

Postby Woodsrunner » Sat Oct 31, 2015 4:03 pm

I Know You Just Hate Women wrote:I grew up hearing that fairy tale PSIII;

[img]What are little boys made of?
Snips and snails
And puppy-dogs' tails
What are little girls made of?
Sugar and spice
And everything nice[/img]

What a crock of shit. The indoctrination starts at birth.


At the same time that your parents insisted that sugar was bad for you and you shouldn't have too much dessert. Maybe they're right after all. :D
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Re: No car no house

Postby Sharkbait » Sun Dec 27, 2015 10:53 pm

The male response is so pathetically blue pill. Knowing she's a gold digger and trying to suck up anyway. Bleh.
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Re: No car no house

Postby ManWithAPlan » Mon Dec 28, 2015 1:05 am

Sharkbait wrote:The male response is so pathetically blue pill. Knowing she's a gold digger and trying to suck up anyway. Bleh.


It's bad, but not that bad. You gotta give credit where credit is due. 1 in 3 Chinese women are "left over women" who will be spinsters for life. And this is in a country where there's something like 10% more men than women, which is over a hundred million when you look at the size of China.
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Re: No car no house

Postby NightWriter » Mon Jan 11, 2016 3:56 am

MPAV8R wrote:I'll throw down some haiku here

A heart neglected
and a flower, unwatered, die
for the same reason


remove the 'a' in the 2nd line

A heart neglected
And flower, unwatered, die
for the same reason

If you made this up, I must say it's quite impressive.
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Re: No car no house

Postby MPAV8R » Thu Jan 14, 2016 3:46 am

NightWriter wrote:
MPAV8R wrote:I'll throw down some haiku here

A heart neglected
and a flower, unwatered, die
for the same reason


remove the 'a' in the 2nd line

A heart neglected
And flower, unwatered, die
for the same reason

If you made this up, I must say it's quite impressive.


Thanks, NW...just something that I have had in my book for awhile...

In my way of speaking, flower is pronounced as one syllable (like 'flour') but I agree with your suggestion.

Haikus are a lovely medium for learning and expressing profundity in the form of brevity, which ordinarily isn't my strong point.

Here's another, since you like them:

The finest cuisine,
if not eaten while it's fresh,
becomes leftovers.
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Re: No car no house

Postby ernave » Thu Jan 14, 2016 9:59 am

ManWithAPlan wrote:
Sharkbait wrote:The male response is so pathetically blue pill. Knowing she's a gold digger and trying to suck up anyway. Bleh.


It's bad, but not that bad. You gotta give credit where credit is due. 1 in 3 Chinese women are "left over women" who will be spinsters for life. And this is in a country where there's something like 10% more men than women, which is over a hundred million when you look at the size of China.


Iit is kind of amazing how willing Chinese dudes are to walk away. The simps in the US will marry them into their 50s. I wonder if it's because the wall is especially brutal to Asian women.
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Re: No car no house

Postby toadman » Sun Jul 31, 2016 8:19 pm

You gotta give credit where credit is due. 1 in 3 Chinese women are "left over women" who will be spinsters for life. And this is in a country where there's something like 10% more men than women, which is over a hundred million when you look at the size of China.
Not sure if Chinese women are cat ladies, being foul creatures.
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Re: No car no house

Postby G001 » Sun Jul 31, 2016 9:05 pm

toadman wrote:
You gotta give credit where credit is due. 1 in 3 Chinese women are "left over women" who will be spinsters for life. And this is in a country where there's something like 10% more men than women, which is over a hundred million when you look at the size of China.
Not sure if Chinese women are cat ladies, being foul creatures.


They are "dragon ladies". Or "Long xiao" in Chinese.
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Re: No car no house

Postby The Signal » Tue Aug 02, 2016 8:30 pm

The less China manages to reproduce, the better.
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Re: No car no house

Postby Morgu » Tue Aug 02, 2016 8:41 pm

I guess Russia really will be the only super power in the future.

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Re: No car no house

Postby Notorious GIT » Tue Aug 02, 2016 11:28 pm

Having seen this thread resurrected with new commentary has of course led to my watching the video again.

I haven't felt the need to watch it for an innoculation against any interest in them in quite some time.

Coming up on a year of having even bothered to date one and two years since bothering to fuck one, and I've honestly lost track of the time. Pretty easy to do when they're all this horrible.
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Re: No car no house

Postby Morgu » Wed Aug 03, 2016 7:27 pm

Notorious GIT wrote:Having seen this thread resurrected with new commentary has of course led to my watching the video again.

I haven't felt the need to watch it for an innoculation against any interest in them in quite some time.

Coming up on a year of having even bothered to date one and two years since bothering to fuck one, and I've honestly lost track of the time. Pretty easy to do when they're all this horrible.

Time really does fly, and then you notice something: never once, in all that time, did you miss porking some cunt.

GIT, you should take up root beer drinking. It's good for you.

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