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A beautiful tale of romance, adventure, and friendship!

Postby Reverend Henry Kane » Wed Oct 28, 2015 9:43 pm

Starring a few of your typical American women and a few "surprise guests." :lol: :D

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Re: A beautiful tale of romance, adventure, and friendship!

Postby HeartofShadows » Wed Oct 28, 2015 10:24 pm

I can't believe I actually went through that whole story.
I thought my day today was shit but Rev you made me so happy that this piece of destruction isn't apart of my life.
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"You attack the Ancient Pink Dragon with all of your force, but do not manage to harm it! The Ancient Pink Dragon breathes a death ray, poison, fire, acid, ice, lightning, water, corruption, missile, petrification, and stun breath at you. All of your equipment is torn apart! You die..."
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Re: A beautiful tale of romance, adventure, and friendship!

Postby The-Bourbonator » Wed Oct 28, 2015 10:29 pm

Ho-lee-shit

When you think it can"t get anymore insane or trashy, it just keeps on going.

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If you're thinking about marryig a woman, or getting serious, or letting one live with you, or knocking one up.
Read that shit, then read it again.
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Re: A beautiful tale of romance, adventure, and friendship!

Postby WheelBarrow » Wed Oct 28, 2015 11:22 pm

Hooters girls have to talk to the customers? The things a guy learns...
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Re: A beautiful tale of romance, adventure, and friendship!

Postby Shining Light » Wed Oct 28, 2015 11:29 pm

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It won't stop.

It keeps going and going and going and going, and going.


Strippers, no, Twats are some of the most delusion people on this planet. That bitch have noting better to do than get involve with Drama.

Everyone, literally everyone in that "Tale" was pants-on-head-sticking-a-fork-in-an-outlet-and-hoping-to-become-a-superhero-level retarded.
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Re: A beautiful tale of romance, adventure, and friendship!

Postby ManWithAPlan » Thu Oct 29, 2015 9:08 pm

HOLY SHIT! The ending is just killer. She's married, got her some beta bux and even another kid. And that fucker is probably oblivious to the amount of whoring and cocks she's had.
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Re: A beautiful tale of romance, adventure, and friendship!

Postby ernave » Fri Oct 30, 2015 9:31 am

Here are two followup messages from jess.

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So first we have the standard excuse that these were "mistakes" and that she's a victim, as opposed to an active participant.

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And here she says her beta bucks knows about her past (no doubt she trickle truthed it)
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Re: A beautiful tale of romance, adventure, and friendship!

Postby remasculating » Fri Oct 30, 2015 10:53 am

I tried. I really did. Half of that, or more, was not even English. I couldn't do it. Can someone mercifully supply a TL;DR?
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Re: A beautiful tale of romance, adventure, and friendship!

Postby Reverend Henry Kane » Fri Oct 30, 2015 11:42 am

remasculating wrote:I tried. I really did. Half of that, or more, was not even English. I couldn't do it. Can someone mercifully supply a TL;DR?


tldr: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, er, Florida.
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Re: A beautiful tale of romance, adventure, and friendship!

Postby HeartofShadows » Fri Oct 30, 2015 2:45 pm

remasculating wrote:I tried. I really did. Half of that, or more, was not even English. I couldn't do it. Can someone mercifully supply a TL;DR?



Two whores ride the cock carousel to affinity, get involved with a human slave trader, play victim status and one even gets a beta chump who has to be oblivious to her past.
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Re: A beautiful tale of romance, adventure, and friendship!

Postby fester » Fri Oct 30, 2015 3:08 pm

What pisses me off is how easy it is for them to make money.

They make more in a night off of thirsty simps than I make in a month sometimes.

Really, she sets up a back page account, the simps roll in, and so does the cash.

Un fucking believable.
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Re: A beautiful tale of romance, adventure, and friendship!

Postby Slade » Fri Oct 30, 2015 3:47 pm

remasculating wrote:I tried. I really did. Half of that, or more, was not even English. I couldn't do it. Can someone mercifully supply a TL;DR?


Same here. After the first few messages I gave up. It reminds me of this scene from the Airplane movie:

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Re: A beautiful tale of romance, adventure, and friendship!

Postby WorldWeary » Fri Oct 30, 2015 4:38 pm

My ex trickle-truthed me. What I found out was enough to make me DTB. I wonder what I don't know.

Oh well. Not my problem anymore.
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Re: A beautiful tale of romance, adventure, and friendship!

Postby Baldhiker » Fri Nov 06, 2015 8:49 pm

Y'know, when I was in high school, my buddy and I went to see "Apocalypse Now". We sat in my car before going in, did a lid each of acid, and sat right down front.
I think I just had a relapse.
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Re: A beautiful tale of romance, adventure, and friendship!

Postby bob » Sun Nov 08, 2015 1:36 am

I'm not sure I believe any of it:

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It was amazing the way things just kept escalating more and more, though. And the ending, where the ho bags a new chump - now that part is classic red-pill.
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Re: A beautiful tale of romance, adventure, and friendship!

Postby ZionDweller » Sun Nov 08, 2015 1:51 pm

I see no problems with this, the past is the past. She's different now.
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Re: A beautiful tale of romance, adventure, and friendship!

Postby statisticalsanity » Sun Apr 10, 2016 11:28 am

Some of the best English prose I've ever had the pleasure of reading. Someone give this woman a Pulitzer!
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Re: A beautiful tale of romance, adventure, and friendship!

Postby TDG » Mon Aug 29, 2016 12:21 pm

I gave up after about 30 secs.

Is there an English language version?
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Re: A beautiful tale of romance, adventure, and friendship!

Postby BeijaFlor » Thu Sep 01, 2016 10:01 pm

statisticalsanity wrote:Some of the best English prose I've ever had the pleasure of reading. Someone give this woman a Pulitzer!


The term you're looking for may be "Pullet Surprise." In other words, she laid her first-ever egg!

(Just so you understand, to "lay an egg" is old-Broadway slang for bombing-out, or for an utter failure.)
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Re: A beautiful tale of romance, adventure, and friendship!

Postby AdTheBad » Sat Nov 05, 2016 3:49 pm

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Re: A beautiful tale of romance, adventure, and friendship!

Postby ernave » Mon Dec 12, 2016 9:36 pm

I can't believe that this was a year ago. I still remember it pretty well, because I got a good laugh about it. What's with new accounts bumping old threads?

TDG wrote:I gave up after about 30 secs. Is there an English language version?


I'll give you a quick tl;dr, black girl tells a long story on twitter about a whore of a white girl that took her on a whoring adventure. They met while stripping. White girl invites black girl to spend a weekend in FL with "her man." Turns out, the man is a pimp who is taking them to FL to be hookers. They get a hotel room, put an add on backpage, and proceed to be whores.

Tagging along on this adventure is some random white guy who says he's in love with the whoring white girl. White guy runs his mouth in front of locals. Locals turn out to be pimps who kidnap white girl in order to make her work for them.

Pretty funny stuff.
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Re: A beautiful tale of romance, adventure, and friendship!

Postby toolate » Thu Mar 02, 2017 10:39 pm

My apologies to our root beer swilling member.

At the rate they are going, pretty much Disney year 2100.
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Re: A beautiful tale of romance, adventure, and friendship!

Postby bob » Wed Mar 08, 2017 1:56 am

ernave wrote:What's with new accounts bumping old threads?


It's stickied at the top, so that noobs can enjoy the fun.
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