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Crazy list of Relationship Rules guy found in a used car

Postby Delmore Schwartz » Fri Aug 11, 2017 1:59 pm

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Re: Crazy list of Relationship Rules guy found in a used car

Postby WheelBarrow » Fri Aug 11, 2017 2:45 pm

Looks like something a junior high school girl would write. She's likely actually in her late twenties. Proof that they never grow up.
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Re: Crazy list of Relationship Rules guy found in a used car

Postby No4Dad » Fri Aug 11, 2017 2:51 pm

I wonder what she'd say if the guy just said, "No."

Of course, there's always that guy who's thirsty enough to say, "yes," which is why they get away with this shit.
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Re: Crazy list of Relationship Rules guy found in a used car

Postby Demosthenes » Fri Aug 11, 2017 3:06 pm

No4Dad wrote:I wonder what she'd say if the guy just said, "No."

Of course, there's always that guy who's thirsty enough to say, "yes," which is why they get away with this shit.


She's just trying to convince herself and him that those rules mean something so he'll project all the shit he has to do as her doing it too. Then he follows the rules she laid out like a good boy, and she'll break any of them at will.

He needs to next her right now, but he probably won't.
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Re: Crazy list of Relationship Rules guy found in a used car

Postby Sam I Am » Fri Aug 11, 2017 3:40 pm

No4Dad wrote:I wonder what she'd say if the guy just said, "No."

Of course, there's always that guy who's thirsty enough to say, "yes," which is why they get away with this shit.


of course, saying Yes is grounds for breaking up, because that means he just failed the shit test.
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Re: Crazy list of Relationship Rules guy found in a used car

Postby Notorious GIT » Fri Aug 11, 2017 4:05 pm



I remember bullshit JS and HS drama like this from the girls before I get shipped off to boarding school. Applied to any guy who wasn't a tall, jacked jock.

Of course, I also remember, for example, one of the hottest girls in class complaining about her ass hurting from letting a guy fuck her in it. He openly bragged about fucking other girls and about routinely taking way too much Ecstasy. But he was a 6'2" 15 year old, so there ya go.

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Re: Crazy list of Relationship Rules guy found in a used car

Postby Delmore Schwartz » Fri Aug 11, 2017 4:16 pm

Sam I Am wrote:
No4Dad wrote:I wonder what she'd say if the guy just said, "No."

Of course, there's always that guy who's thirsty enough to say, "yes," which is why they get away with this shit.


of course, saying Yes is grounds for breaking up, because that means he just failed the shit test.

The whole things a shit test. The only correct response is to look her in the eyes, hold it up at the top corner and set light to the bottom corner.

Score extra points by continuing to hold it and look her in the eyes with contempt as it burns completely.

Bonus points for not screaming.
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Re: Crazy list of Relationship Rules guy found in a used car

Postby Sam I Am » Fri Aug 11, 2017 5:03 pm

Delmore Schwartz wrote:
Sam I Am wrote:
No4Dad wrote:I wonder what she'd say if the guy just said, "No."

Of course, there's always that guy who's thirsty enough to say, "yes," which is why they get away with this shit.


of course, saying Yes is grounds for breaking up, because that means he just failed the shit test.

The whole things a shit test. The only correct response is to look her in the eyes, hold it up at the top corner and set light to the bottom corner.

Score extra points by continuing to hold it and look her in the eyes with contempt as it burns completely.

Bonus points for not screaming.


I was gonna say the only response would be this:

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Re: Crazy list of Relationship Rules guy found in a used car

Postby Sam I Am » Fri Aug 11, 2017 5:05 pm

by the way.. my ex wife, before AND after the divorce, use to give me lists like that...

LOL

I used the Lou Brown approach every time.
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Re: Crazy list of Relationship Rules guy found in a used car

Postby Alistair » Fri Aug 11, 2017 6:25 pm

Delmore Schwartz wrote:The only correct response is to look her in the eyes, hold it up at the top corner and set light to the bottom corner.


How about just walking away?

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Re: Crazy list of Relationship Rules guy found in a used car

Postby Delmore Schwartz » Fri Aug 11, 2017 6:39 pm

Alistair wrote:
Delmore Schwartz wrote:The only correct response is to look her in the eyes, hold it up at the top corner and set light to the bottom corner.


How about just walking away?

Waste no effort.

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Re: Crazy list of Relationship Rules guy found in a used car

Postby Merlin » Fri Aug 11, 2017 6:51 pm

I had a girl give me a list like that but not as long or as in depth. We were both early 20's. Told her to fuck off and walked away.

There was one thing that was exactly the same about her list. She also told me I was never allowed to get mad at her for anything, ever. They all think their shit doesn't stink don't they?
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Re: Crazy list of Relationship Rules guy found in a used car

Postby Demosthenes » Sat Aug 12, 2017 5:07 am

Merlin wrote:I had a girl give me a list like that but not as long or as in depth. We were both early 20's. Told her to fuck off and walked away.

There was one thing that was exactly the same about her list. She also told me I was never allowed to get mad at her for anything, ever. They all think their shit doesn't stink don't they?


When she starts telling you you can not have particular emotions for her, that is when you let her know you're going to go with her suggestion in full and choose not to have any emotions for her at all.

If she's already trying to manipulate and control your emotions to the degree of what you are 'allowed' to feel and respond to where her behavior is concerned, it is only going to get worse form there.

For women like this, it is not she thinks her shit doesn't stink. It's that she wants to ensure you never tell her it does so she can pretend it does not and so she can go public with her demeaning behavior toward you and show all her girlfriends how much of her shit you will take. Oh wow, she must be so amazing. Look at all the shit she gives him and doesn't fight back over.

By trying to control what you are allowed to think and feel ahead of time, she's trying to get you to tolerate far more of her shit than she knows anyone should bother to.
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Re: Crazy list of Relationship Rules guy found in a used car

Postby DrunkenMaster » Sat Aug 12, 2017 6:27 am

I believe my response was an emotionless "Good luck with that" then I preceded to go out and get hammered .
Laughably immature self important bullshit lists .
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Postby The Signal » Sat Aug 12, 2017 12:41 pm

Are we sure that thing wasn't some kind of dumb joke? It really looks like a joke to me.
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Re: Crazy list of Relationship Rules guy found in a used car

Postby Demosthenes » Sat Aug 12, 2017 2:14 pm

The Signal wrote:Are we sure that thing wasn't some kind of dumb joke? It really looks like a joke to me.


That's because you're projecting common sense and reason onto the situation.

This particular instance 'may' be a joke.

The problem being, some of us have seen this kind of crap so the absurdity factor dissipates for some of us. Is it a common everyday thing? Not that gets written down. Most girls and women just don't take the time to type it out, but many girls and women have these crazy ass rules floating around in their head already.

This is the kind of list many girls and women walk around with in their heads.
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Re: Crazy list of Relationship Rules guy found in a used car

Postby The Signal » Sat Aug 12, 2017 5:12 pm

Demosthenes wrote:
The Signal wrote:Are we sure that thing wasn't some kind of dumb joke? It really looks like a joke to me.


That's because you're projecting common sense and reason onto the situation.

This particular instance 'may' be a joke.

The problem being, some of us have seen this kind of crap so the absurdity factor dissipates for some of us. Is it a common everyday thing? Not that gets written down. Most girls and women just don't take the time to type it out, but many girls and women have these crazy ass rules floating around in their head already.

This is the kind of list many girls and women walk around with in their heads.

Huh.

Well, I'll take your word for it. I guess, uh... "Damn, it's good to be a gangster."
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Postby cyberdude » Sun Aug 13, 2017 1:18 am

Delmore Schwartz wrote:Score extra points by continuing to hold it and look her in the eyes with contempt as it burns completely.

Bonus points for not screaming.

More bonus points for wearing asbestos gloves.
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Postby WheelBarrow » Sun Aug 13, 2017 3:57 am

The Signal wrote:Are we sure that thing wasn't some kind of dumb joke? It really looks like a joke to me.


Of course it could be a joke. The way it's annotated and with the left leaning handwriting leads more toward the suspicion that a female at least did that part. Guys usually don't write like that.

But, meh.
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Re: Crazy list of Relationship Rules guy found in a used car

Postby Morgu » Sun Aug 13, 2017 4:42 am

A waste of good paper.
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Re: Crazy list of Relationship Rules guy found in a used car

Postby Demosthenes » Sun Aug 13, 2017 8:46 am

Morgu wrote:A waste of good paper.


If the tree was bad, does that mean the paper is bad too?

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Re: Crazy list of Relationship Rules guy found in a used car

Postby Invisible Target » Sun Aug 13, 2017 11:53 pm

I've never got a list like that. If I did I'd scold the bitch for wasting ink, paper and my time.
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Re: Crazy list of Relationship Rules guy found in a used car

Postby deadb0y » Mon Aug 14, 2017 3:14 am

The Signal wrote:Are we sure that thing wasn't some kind of dumb joke? It really looks like a joke to me.



I've seen shit like this - admittedly from (as others have said) teenage girls but by ex would lay down rules like this verbally! She never did like it when my response was a predictable "FUCK ....... OFF!"
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Re: Crazy list of Relationship Rules guy found in a used car

Postby V-I-X » Thu Aug 17, 2017 12:01 am

Not necessarily related, but I red-pilled the bossman the other day. He was talking about how his wife is making him shave the beard off for some shit (pictures or something). I asked him if he dictates what she does with her face. Got him thinking. Later spotted his wife leaving with him (work in the same Co.) and asked her the same question. Let's just say she wasn't expecting it lol
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