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Mass Effect: Andromeda's Not so Great Animations

Postby Mantis Shrimp » Sat Mar 18, 2017 8:10 pm

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Re: Mass Effect: Andromeda's Not so Great Animations

Postby The Signal » Sat Mar 18, 2017 8:59 pm

Yecch.

Well, I've never bought any Bioware anyway, as they use God-awful rootkits in their "copy protection" software.
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Re: Mass Effect: Andromeda's Not so Great Animations

Postby Max the lagomorph » Sat Mar 18, 2017 9:02 pm

This is what happens when you hire people for their political position instead of their skills.
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Re: Mass Effect: Andromeda's Not so Great Animations

Postby EddieS » Sun Mar 19, 2017 12:46 am

Loved 1, 2 & 3

But I will skip this one I think. Don't want my memories tainted.
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Re: Mass Effect: Andromeda's Not so Great Animations

Postby DrunkenMaster » Sun Mar 19, 2017 3:38 pm

I assume this is from 1997 or earlier , the awful body movements and obvious glitches plus facial movements that make absolutely no sense .
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Re: Mass Effect: Andromeda's Not so Great Animations

Postby ManWithAPlan » Sun Mar 19, 2017 3:50 pm

I actually went back and started playing the first one over again and I'm amazed at how ugly this game looks compared to what was released 10 years ago.

I'll let you guys figure out which game this screenshot is from.

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Re: Mass Effect: Andromeda's Not so Great Animations

Postby Max the lagomorph » Sun Mar 19, 2017 10:37 pm

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Re: Mass Effect: Andromeda's Not so Great Animations

Postby deadb0y » Mon Mar 20, 2017 9:22 am

You'd have though they'd have this shit down by now.. Eh... New generation of devs got to try the new way even if the old way works find!
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Re: Mass Effect: Andromeda's Not so Great Animations

Postby MisterPho » Mon Mar 20, 2017 11:20 am

Never played the series, but based on the success/praise of the previous instalments I was tempted to pick it up.

Really glad now that I didn't. What a shitshow.
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Re: Mass Effect: Andromeda's Not so Great Animations

Postby Mantis Shrimp » Mon Mar 20, 2017 9:06 pm

Looks like the original video has been taken down (along with the original uploader's entire youtube channel - more than likely taken down by a copyright claim by either Bioware or EA).

Fortunately there are other videos showcasing the horrible animations in this game:




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Re: Mass Effect: Andromeda's Not so Great Animations

Postby Max the lagomorph » Tue Mar 21, 2017 5:54 pm

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Re: Mass Effect: Andromeda's Not so Great Animations

Postby Merlin » Wed Mar 22, 2017 1:14 pm

Max the lagomorph wrote:Image


Great Googly Moogly! Caitlyn Jenner's week dead corpse would be prettier than her!
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