Huffpost heads out to the heartland

Talk politics, economics, house prices, taxation, globalisation and stuff here. Please don't fall out with each other!!!!

Huffpost heads out to the heartland

Postby Baldhiker » Fri Jul 14, 2017 1:18 pm

So I guess 'the girls' at Huffington are doing a bus tour to see how people live outside of Manhattan. People have created a twitter site to post what these snowflakes might think and it's hilarious.
https://twitter.com/hashtag/HuffPoInThe ... nd-tour%2F

Some examples;
The bed of every pickup truck is scratched and dented. Why does that happen? How does it happen? Hauling bullets? #huffpointheheartland

I walked into the historic city hall and I overheard a clerk say "Praise Jesus". That is unconstitutional.

What crappy clothing stores they have out here, they don't even have free #WiFi
or valet parking.
Oh the #humanity

Saw a black guy and a white guy having lunch together. I punched the white guy for being racist. #HuffPoInTheHeartland

I asked a man how his hands got so dirty. He gave me a dumb look and said "work". His keyboard must be filthy. #huffpointheheartland

That random stranger told me to have a nice day. I blew my rape whistle in their face. #HuffPoInTheHeartland

Does Cletus know how I like my Vente Macchiato?

Tried to merge in traffic, driver motioned for us to go ahead. Patriarchy even on the highways.

Sneezed in a restaurant, like 10 men said "God bless you".

Oppressive Misogynistic theocracy at work folks.
  • 20

Baldhiker
Established Member
 
Posts: 510
Joined: Wed Mar 12, 2014 12:47 am
Liked: 2503

Re: Huffpost heads out to the heartland

Postby TDG » Fri Jul 14, 2017 1:38 pm

Oh the internet.

Destroying narratives before they've even been established by the MSM.

It's enough to make a grown man erect
  • 15

Solipsism is a feature and not a bug. - TDG

In the long run, men making themselves happy makes women happy. Men trying to please women makes women miserable. Source: all of human history. - fairi5fair

There is nothing women ruin with such predictability as their own lives. - Alpha Game

She's not yours, she's just your turn. - Dudeist Priest

1. Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, the third time it's enemy action.
2. If someone shows you who they are, believe them.
- Demosthenes
User avatar
TDG
One Disgruntled Bastard
 
Posts: 7023
Joined: Tue Feb 11, 2014 5:28 pm
Location: 127.0.0.1
Liked: 63118

Re: Huffpost heads out to the heartland

Postby WheelBarrow » Fri Jul 14, 2017 2:05 pm

Just as soon they'd stay where they belong.


Hint: It's not out here.
  • 7

“Associate yourself with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation; for it is better to be alone than in bad company.” – George Washington

"A tattoo on a hot woman is like a bumper sticker on a Ferrari" -- unknown man with discriminating taste.
User avatar
WheelBarrow
MGTOW Veteran
 
Posts: 1714
Joined: Wed Feb 12, 2014 1:55 pm
Location: Boardwalk
Liked: 8521

Re: Huffpost heads out to the heartland

Postby Delmore Schwartz » Sat Jul 15, 2017 9:30 am

I asked a man how his hands got so dirty. He gave me a dumb look and said "work". His keyboard must be filthy. #huffpointheheartland

That made oi larf :lol:
  • 5

Time is the fire in which we burn

Delmore Schwartz (the original, not this internet manifestation of his ghost)
User avatar
Delmore Schwartz
MGTOW Rockstar
 
Posts: 1050
Joined: Mon Mar 28, 2016 1:46 pm
Location: Perth, Scotland
Liked: 4997

Re: Huffpost heads out to the heartland

Postby bob » Sat Jul 15, 2017 6:43 pm

Those are all hilarious. First Zuckerberg, now HuffPo.

Must have been everybody saying the midwest and south won it for Trump. Maybe,
  • 6

"THOSE AREN'T FEELINGS...THOSE ARE LIES YOUR DICK IS TELLING TO YOU!!!" - Chef
User avatar
bob
Deplorable and Irredeemable
 
Posts: 2531
Joined: Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:41 am
Liked: 12333

Re: Huffpost heads out to the heartland

Postby ManWithAPlan » Sat Jul 15, 2017 7:08 pm

bob wrote:Those are all hilarious. First Zuckerberg, now HuffPo.

Must have been everybody saying the midwest and south won it for Trump. Maybe,


Flyover states don't matter.

Oh shit, better go to some flyover states if I want to get elected in 2020.

I think the Trump investigation into the election and all these people in blue states either not complying or pulling all this shady shit has got them all scared. Maybe there aren't as many people voting D as we're made to think, and those numbers won't be so high in a few years after everything's said and done.
  • 8

The word "misogyny" is like a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble.
User avatar
ManWithAPlan
Beta as Fuck
 
Posts: 5307
Joined: Tue Feb 11, 2014 6:11 pm
Liked: 43433

Re: Huffpost heads out to the heartland

Postby toolate » Sun Jul 16, 2017 7:44 pm

The harder they try, the smugger they look.

I'm sure the real purpose is to gather more snark fodder for the Sunday "Culture" section. Look at the contempt of the "hayseed" Hollywood has cranked out for the last 100 years.

This parody is an accurate gem.
  • 6

"If, after I depart this vale, you ever remember me and have thought to please my ghost, forgive some sinner and wink your eye at some homely girl" -HLM
User avatar
toolate
MGTOW Rockstar
 
Posts: 1841
Joined: Wed Feb 12, 2014 5:49 pm
Liked: 11545

Re: Huffpost heads out to the heartland

Postby Delmore Schwartz » Sun Jul 16, 2017 7:47 pm

toolate wrote:The harder they try, the smugger they look.

I'm sure the real purpose is to gather more snark fodder for the Sunday "Culture" section. Look at the contempt of the "hayseed" Hollywood has cranked out for the last 100 years.

This parody is an accurate gem.

Excellent. Just what the doctor ordered for 2020.

When someone says Trump is going to be president for 4 years.jpg
When someone says Trump is going to be president for 4 years.jpg (43.28 KiB) Viewed 333 times
  • 8

Time is the fire in which we burn

Delmore Schwartz (the original, not this internet manifestation of his ghost)
User avatar
Delmore Schwartz
MGTOW Rockstar
 
Posts: 1050
Joined: Mon Mar 28, 2016 1:46 pm
Location: Perth, Scotland
Liked: 4997

Re: Huffpost heads out to the heartland

Postby DruidV » Mon Jul 17, 2017 7:23 am

Citing Poe's law because sometimes you just can't fucking tell.

Any one of these hilariously idiotic utterances could have easily fallen from the cock sucker of some jacked up, deadly serious, HuffPo slore.

It's why irony is rated "M", after all.
  • 5

-No one touches Lola-
User avatar
DruidV
MGTOW Veteran
 
Posts: 2633
Joined: Mon Jun 30, 2014 11:56 am
Location: A Magical Place
Liked: 17717

Re: Huffpost heads out to the heartland

Postby Wilson » Mon Jul 17, 2017 8:50 am

DruidV wrote:Citing Poe's law because sometimes you just can't fucking tell.

Any one of these hilariously idiotic utterances could have easily fallen from the cock sucker of some jacked up, deadly serious, HuffPo slore.

It's why irony is rated "M", after all.


You know a movement is in trouble when there is no longer a clear distinction between parody and the real ting.
  • 6

User avatar
Wilson
MGTOW Veteran
 
Posts: 72
Joined: Sat Feb 15, 2014 4:52 pm
Location: the quiet bachelor next door
Liked: 570

Re: Huffpost heads out to the heartland

Postby William Noy » Wed Jul 19, 2017 3:51 pm

When SJWs do this, they just prove how provincial they, and the New York point of view are.
  • 4

"Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." --Seneca
User avatar
William Noy
Junior Member
 
Posts: 56
Joined: Sat Apr 30, 2016 7:27 pm
Liked: 184

Re: Huffpost heads out to the heartland

Postby TDG » Wed Jul 19, 2017 4:03 pm

ManWithAPlan wrote:I think the Trump investigation into the election and all these people in blue states either not complying or pulling all this shady shit has got them all scared. Maybe there aren't as many people voting D as we're made to think, and those numbers won't be so high in a few years after everything's said and done.


That's all because of high profile stuff like this;

Illegal Voting Gets Texas Woman 8 Years in Prison, and Certain Deportation

See, there not in charge anymore and they know it. It's fuckin' epic!

toolate wrote:The harder they try, the smugger they look.

I'm sure the real purpose is to gather more snark fodder for the Sunday "Culture" section. Look at the contempt of the "hayseed" Hollywood has cranked out for the last 100 years.

This parody is an accurate gem.


Indeed. This is a 'let's go see these dumb rednecks and give them some culture' tour.

It's going to end so badly, that they'll bury this idea like it never happened.
  • 8

Solipsism is a feature and not a bug. - TDG

In the long run, men making themselves happy makes women happy. Men trying to please women makes women miserable. Source: all of human history. - fairi5fair

There is nothing women ruin with such predictability as their own lives. - Alpha Game

She's not yours, she's just your turn. - Dudeist Priest

1. Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, the third time it's enemy action.
2. If someone shows you who they are, believe them.
- Demosthenes
User avatar
TDG
One Disgruntled Bastard
 
Posts: 7023
Joined: Tue Feb 11, 2014 5:28 pm
Location: 127.0.0.1
Liked: 63118


Return to Politics and Economics

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Cherubino, Zedesky and 4 guests

Reputation System ©'