Earlier at work, I was talking with a female coworker, who currently has a boyfriend. I don't know much about him, but I've seen a picture of him and he is an Asian version of this guy:
Anyway, she was showing me something from her facebook that we were talking about, when all of the sudden a notification from OK Cupid pops up. She didn't know I saw it, but I did. I had no inclination that things were bad with her boyfriend. But she's monkey branching. I feel bad for her boyfriend. As soon as a bigger better deal comes along, I'm sure she'll drop him. I'll try to act surprised when she does.
There are no feminists when the ship hits an iceberg.
The other day, I was working with this girl. Out of nowhere she stops what she was doing, looks at me and says ''If I didn't have a bf, would you be interested in being with me?''
Sounds like she's looking for another branch.
There was also another girl at work that was hiding the fact she had a bf but only from the guys she was interested in hooking up with. Of course, she was telling everyone else about the bf and how he bought her a new car. LULZ
And people ask me why I'm not in a relationship? Bwhahaha