Such men built this country. Most kids today don't even know how to swing an ax, let alone sharpen one, or build anything without the instruction booklet.
*scene aboard MSS MGTOW*
Electronics officer: "Captain, Morgu, sir, western civilization now requires all men to live with a woman!"
Captain Morgu: "Diving officer, submerge the ship. Make your depth 3-5-0 feet..."
Funny thing about garlic, it keeps away three types of blood suckers: mosquitoes, vampires, and human females.