ZionDweller wrote:Ever wondered more about the origin of your harmless vacuum cleaner robot?
Roomba's only appear harmless. In reality they are mini robot assassins, waiting until the day the robots take over.
On that day, the Roomba owners of the world will wake up to see their Roomba on their chest, slowly drifting closer...
*scene aboard MSS MGTOW*
Electronics officer: "Captain, Morgu, sir, western civilization now requires all men to live with a woman!"
Captain Morgu: "Diving officer, submerge the ship. Make your depth 3-5-0 feet..."
Funny thing about garlic, it keeps away three types of blood suckers: mosquitoes, vampires, and human females.