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Meet iRobot Roombas dangerous cousin

Postby ZionDweller » Wed Dec 30, 2015 10:30 am

Ever wondered more about the origin of your harmless vacuum cleaner robot?

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Re: Meet iRobot Roombas dangerous cousin

Postby Morgu » Sat Jan 02, 2016 8:52 pm

ZionDweller wrote:Ever wondered more about the origin of your harmless vacuum cleaner robot?

Roomba's only appear harmless. In reality they are mini robot assassins, waiting until the day the robots take over.

On that day, the Roomba owners of the world will wake up to see their Roomba on their chest, slowly drifting closer...

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Re: Meet iRobot Roombas dangerous cousin

Postby ZionDweller » Sun Jan 03, 2016 5:38 pm

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