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Best idea ever, and I can't fucking eat it.

Postby ManWithAPlan » Fri Jun 03, 2016 11:27 pm

So stick with me here folks.

Step 1) Make this shit.



Step 2) Slice it into thin slices (like half an inch thick), cover them with oil and bake them in the oven until the bread is toasted.

Step 3) Make some motherfucking bruschetta.

Step 4) End up with this.

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The bread has anything you put in it. Salami, prosciutto, ham, whatever. It's also cheesy depending on how much cheese you added, if any. And then it's also crunchy and toasted. And on top of all that, you have a fresh vegetable bruschetta.
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Re: Best idea ever, and I can't fucking eat it.

Postby fester » Fri Jun 03, 2016 11:32 pm

Uuhhh....allergies?
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Re: Best idea ever, and I can't fucking eat it.

Postby ManWithAPlan » Fri Jun 03, 2016 11:43 pm

fester wrote:Uuhhh....allergies?


Carbs.
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Re: Best idea ever, and I can't fucking eat it.

Postby SardonicYuda » Mon Jun 06, 2016 8:11 pm

ManWithAPlan wrote:
fester wrote:Uuhhh....allergies?


Carbs.

you're taunting me rwal bad with that. and I've been craving fast food like a motherfucker lately
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Re: Best idea ever, and I can't fucking eat it.

Postby chiefbrownmonk » Tue Jun 07, 2016 12:58 am

I would like to kick you hard for this picture. I've quit carbs for 6 weeks. No sugar, no rice, no bread, nothing processed. And then you put up this shit.
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Re: Best idea ever, and I can't fucking eat it.

Postby Pointerman » Tue Jun 07, 2016 10:38 am

chiefbrownmonk wrote:I would like to kick you hard for this picture. I've quit carbs for 6 weeks. No sugar, no rice, no bread, nothing processed. And then you put up this shit.



It gets easier, I cut all that out about 5 months ago. The struggle is real though.... :lol:
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Re: Best idea ever, and I can't fucking eat it.

Postby TDG » Tue Jun 07, 2016 11:22 am

ManWithAPlan wrote:
fester wrote:Uuhhh....allergies?


Carbs.


Oh, I still let my body indulge a couple of times a week...
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Re: Best idea ever, and I can't fucking eat it.

Postby Phathack » Tue Jun 07, 2016 1:34 pm

I'm sorry you guys have to starve so much.
I can eat what ever I want and not have to worry about it.

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Re: Best idea ever, and I can't fucking eat it.

Postby chiefbrownmonk » Tue Jun 07, 2016 2:38 pm

Welp I just bought pizza for the office since one of the Ops guys was leaving today. So much happiness in my belly right now.

Dude doesn't get to eat pizza because his wife doesn't like it. What a sadness that is. Wow. I wouldn't tolerate that shit. But then I have the testicular fortitude to refuse to wife up anyone.
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Re: Best idea ever, and I can't fucking eat it.

Postby Primus_Pilus » Fri Jun 10, 2016 12:05 am

chiefbrownmonk wrote:Dude doesn't get to eat pizza because his wife doesn't like it. What a sadness that is. Wow. I wouldn't tolerate that shit. But then I have the testicular fortitude to refuse to wife up anyone.


The carbs are definitely less dangerous than the wife.
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