Search criteria is just age 30 to 52 (why? just random I guess) and within 35 miles of me. oh, and only slim/athletic/avg body types.
all typos and grammar errors and such are not mine.
Hi, I am a 35 year old single female. I am easy going. I like to go shopping when it is possible. Lol.
Sarcastic Realist w/ a coffee fetish ---- I change my hair color as often as my underwear. I work in a predominantly male field so I'm pretty sure I can take what you dish out. Jameson is my friend and ink is my theraphy. I have a cat but I'm not a cat lady. I love eating healthy and have pizza at least once a week. I live alone, but my friends don't know that.
when men have a good idea a woman gave it to them! ---- I am a brutally honest woman that says what i feel so there will be no room for doubt!!! I am 37 years old never married (not lookng to be (EVER again!!). I do not have or ever want kids. I have never liked kids at all I also do not like sports. I can be the worst nightmare a man can have. I am educated, independent, opinionated, out spoken and very demanding I am very honest in every thing I say or do. I say and do as I please and no man will ever change that!
my family and friends come first!
so much for the boyfriend, eh?
I enjoy being pampered somewhat.
I'm a work in progress
I am mistress Patricia. I live in ________ where I own a blacksmith shop.
My next ex husband is going to be way better! ---- "Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not like this compulsive need to be liked, like my need to be praised.
Classy, sassy, and maybe a bit smart assy
Never make offers you can't live up to! ---- I am ________. I am a lady truck driver I have a degree in chemical engineering ! am a 37 years old woman Never married (I HAVE NO PLANS ON EVER BEING MARRIED!!) I do not have any kids (I really do not like kids)
blah blah blah... this is actually the same woman from above who said 'when men have a good idea they got it from a woman'.. but in that other profile, she said she was a farmer. lol
Hmmm. I hate this thing but hear goes... I'm a single mom of 3 kids who come first for me. I have them all the time as their dad isnt really around so if that's a problem keep scrolling.
... the fuck she doing on a dating site if she's got 3 kids at home all the fucking time?
I'm sarcastic as hell, educated, independent, opinionated and enjoy my alone time!
the fuck is SHE doing on a dating site, then? oh... maybe that's code that she's only DTF... I dunno.
Where's my knight in shiny armor?? --- WHAT I EXPECT: First and foremost.. I'm a mother of 2 amazing boys, my kids are my everything! They will always come 1st, and that will NEVER CHANGE!!! If thats a problem then move along!
I only date within my race. I use cuss words like adjectives. not into sugar coating very blunt and to the point, my sarcasm comes off as being rude sometimes. that's all i got at the moment.
whoops... work calls...
hope y'all got a good laugh out of all that.