The noob thought it might escape the notice of Lord GIT-Thulhu. Little did the noob know: the tentacles of him who is GIT and Thulhu spread through all places, all galaxies, all universes, all dimensions.
Initiate Red Coolaid: read now from the Book of GIT, chapter three, On the Dismissal of Noobs.
*scene aboard MSS MGTOW*
Electronics officer: "Captain, Morgu, sir, western civilization now requires all men to live with a woman!"
Captain Morgu: "Diving officer, submerge the ship. Make your depth 3-5-0 feet..."
Funny thing about garlic, it keeps away three types of blood suckers: mosquitoes, vampires, and human females.