Something to put my Hanoi Jane Fonda urinal splash targets in.
Returning from a long car trip, me and the three females all had to go. Three toilet seats warmed by the females; where does dad go?
Back yard faced other housing units, where to go? That is why we have kitchen sinks.
"If, after I depart this vale, you ever remember me and have thought to please my ghost, forgive some sinner and wink your eye at some homely girl" -HLM