Why Do They Look Soooooo Old?

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Why Do They Look Soooooo Old?

Postby Chef » Tue Apr 19, 2016 11:44 am

Safe link...I promise? ;)

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=113138748

Even the Rolling Stones don't look this used up and worn out and they're approaching 80.
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Re: Why Do They Look Soooooo Old?

Postby JohnnyComeLately » Tue Apr 19, 2016 11:55 am

'I'm seriously searching for my superman' she says. I think you might want to lower your aim a little - Toad from the X-men might be more in your league.
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Re: Why Do They Look Soooooo Old?

Postby WarPig » Tue Apr 19, 2016 12:17 pm

"Fun 2 hang out with"
I'm seriously searching for my superman, shi im
mickie 52 yes. 420 FRIENDLY, ,? short ,thick 5'
even 160 lbs , !!!s blo/brn green cute ,soft , sweet
,sassy ,sexy , fun ,funny , smart , olemate to
complete my journey of life! I'm separated after
almost 30 years and had a little time 2 figure out
that living alone is much too lonley for me. So I'm
gunna start by looking for my best friend and iake
it from there. I have just updatedy ptofile however
I have been a member on pof for 4 months and
just have not found any chemistry wich is
extremely important . Please don't mistake me for
a cheap date ,ez fling ,i lone night stand , hit n run
lol whatever a player would all it !ha ha ! I'm a
cathode gurl , nit a perfect person but I'm a real
person ,I simply live life the WY it comes 2 me .I
help nit hurt other ,huge on respect, and I prefer to
give than take . I love and appreciate life in every
aspect but I'm missing my superman to squeeze
me right , be my armor lift me when I start 2 fall
and I wanna return all the same wonderful feelings
8 honestly m7ss being a wife and all the
wonderful things that come with the title. I have a
Whole lot if love n fun to share with the right
person I just haven't found you yet lo
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Re: Why Do They Look Soooooo Old?

Postby Pointerman » Tue Apr 19, 2016 12:56 pm

if you click the link, I'll just leave this here....

http://www.eyebleach.com
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Re: Why Do They Look Soooooo Old?

Postby Hoser » Tue Apr 19, 2016 2:29 pm

It's amazing they think they can lie about their age so blatantly.
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Re: Why Do They Look Soooooo Old?

Postby Sam I Am » Tue Apr 19, 2016 3:51 pm

Chef wrote:Safe link...I promise? ;)

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=113138748

Even the Rolling Stones don't look this used up and worn out and they're approaching 80.



a long, hard life is what that's called.... a LOT of smoking and drinking... and by looks of her, probably drugs.

i know a 50 yr old who didn't start smoking until she was in her mid 40s... why she did that, I don't really know (probably lashing out against over religious family and ex-husband or something).... she's actually still quite stunning, although her body is catching up to her. She legitimately passes for a standard, attractive late 30s-early 40s chick. But the ONLY reason for that is ---- not a ton of sun damage for 40+ years and zero smoking for 40 years.

the wall comes WAAAAY faster for women who smoke, drink like pirates, and do drugs.... and bake in the sun year after year after year.
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Re: Why Do They Look Soooooo Old?

Postby Phathack » Tue Apr 19, 2016 4:55 pm

She really should of said no to Meth, its one hell of a drug...

Just google images for "meth before and after" to see what I mean.

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Re: Why Do They Look Soooooo Old?

Postby sonsofchemistry » Tue Apr 19, 2016 4:58 pm

Sweet mother of Jesus, that is one scary looking broad!!
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Re: Why Do They Look Soooooo Old?

Postby WheelBarrow » Tue Apr 19, 2016 7:52 pm

Not even if she could suck start a John Deere...
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Re: Why Do They Look Soooooo Old?

Postby Madcoo » Tue Apr 19, 2016 7:54 pm

Do you do drugs? No


420 FRIENDLY


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Re: Why Do They Look Soooooo Old?

Postby Knightscribe » Tue Apr 19, 2016 8:19 pm

If you're curious but haven't clicked the link yet, I'll save you the trouble: just picture Hoggle from Labyrinth in a blonde wig.
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Re: Why Do They Look Soooooo Old?

Postby mongolking » Tue Apr 19, 2016 11:37 pm

This is why it's mostly men you see homeless on the streets.

The very same characters, when female, can usually find some fool of a man to support them. That's what these websites are teeming with - the lowest end of society, only with vaginas and lipstick.
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Re: Why Do They Look Soooooo Old?

Postby ZionDweller » Wed Apr 20, 2016 12:46 am

She's out of my league.
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Re: Why Do They Look Soooooo Old?

Postby MrPolityczny » Thu May 12, 2016 12:25 pm



Pointerman wrote:Yeah you are one to talk.... anyone want to see how thoughtful Chef is with eyebleach warnings, go to the dating section....you have been warned.


I followed rather my rebellious Polack soul and this was... big, BIG mistake :?
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Re: Why Do They Look Soooooo Old?

Postby MrPragmatic » Sun May 22, 2016 6:14 pm

POF - More freaks of nature than any other site on the world wide web.

She looks older than my mother who turns 73 in July. Did she start smoking and binge drinking when she was 4 years old?
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Re: Why Do They Look Soooooo Old?

Postby indianajohn » Sun May 22, 2016 8:23 pm

Fuck, just fuck.

Chef you bastard, an eye bleach warning would have been good.
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Re: Why Do They Look Soooooo Old?

Postby Max the lagomorph » Thu Oct 13, 2016 12:08 pm

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Re: Why Do They Look Soooooo Old?

Postby DisenfranchisedU235 » Sun Jan 15, 2017 12:39 pm

JohnnyComeLately wrote:'I'm seriously searching for my superman' she says. I think you might want to lower your aim a little - Toad from the X-men might be more in your league.


Good one, but only Superman's transversus of steel could stop him from vomiting his guts out at the prospect of dogging this shambling invertebrate porcine abomination. This is so used-up she could be a prospective pin-up for Krokodil addicts.
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Re: Why Do They Look Soooooo Old?

Postby Notorious GIT » Sun Jan 15, 2017 3:28 pm

Sweetheart, being your Superman should be what a judge sentences a person to for kitten rape.
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