My YouTube recommended video listed suggested Perry Como's “Magic Moments” after listening to it, the term “MGTOW Moments” came into my mind, stuck and didnt fade
Since then, daily I have kept about my person a small notebook and when I have a “MGTOW moment” I have noted it
* So just what is a MGTOW moment ?
This could be ANTYTHING really. But the 'moment' is associated directly to being a MGTOW.
Would it happen if you were married ? If you had kids would this not happen ?
It could be a good feeling, something that made you laugh, made you sad, a thought, a sense of dread, happiness at another's suffering, it could be a moment when you realise how different things would be if you had been married, been with children,
* When can a MGTOW moment occur ?
It could happen in traffic, while shopping, at work or even at home watching TV or taking a dump.
A MGTOW moment can happen anytime, anywhere
It is my hope if we keep this thread ongoing or sticky-ed with significant “MGTOW moments” getting posted daily, it will grow over time paint a wide and varied picture of just how life is so much better and the grass being greener on the MGTOW side of life.
Here is some of my ongoing list in no particular order,
* I call my buddy to wish him happy birthday, and it takes under a minute to do. Imagine the yadda yadda yadda you'd have phoning a chick. 5 mins plus about pointless crap
* Movie nudity is virtually always female. Sweet
* A weekend break away requires just one suitcase.
* Barbers don't rob you blind, like funky hairdressers do.
* Watching TV clicking through the channels, you can click and click and click at speed, without any moans
* I realise all my orgasms are real.
* Out shopping I realise I don't have to lug a bag of 'useful' stuff around everywhere you go.
* I have the ability to go to the bathroom without a support group.
* I don't have a fucking man-cave. ALL my home is MINE
* You really you can eat food from the kitchen floor you have dropped. It doesn't kill you
* Saturday night ready to go out for beers and I can be showered and ready to go in 10 minutes.
* In city centre, I see an advert for “A Wedding fair” outside hotel and shudder. Bullet fucking dodged & thousands saved there
* Someone forgets to invite me to something (thought I would be working) he is still be my friend.
* My under-clothes cost less than £10, not £100+ for brad, panties, suspenders, tights, slips and shit
* I don't have to shave below your neck if I dont want to
* None of my co-workers have the power to make me cry. I have my 'fuck you' fund. If it goes tits it, fuck it here's my resignation
* In a novel way, a little snow falls overnight and going to work I realise I can write my name in the snow.
* Driving to our other work depot, I realise I can quietly enjoy a care free ride enjoying the views from the passenger's seat with no words or stupid discussions.
* Have you seen how much a decent bunch of fucking flowers is these days – jeez !
* Walking for my weekend broadsheet paper I see a man mowing lawn and his fat wife, stood on doorstep cigarette in one hand and mobile phone in the other hand shouting into it. An extra smile crosses my face as I say “Good Morning” to him”
* Walking through city centre very late after Friday night poker night in casino, I see three couples shouting at each other, several others females crying, numerous carrying high heeled shoes, and dozen queuing to stuff their fat fucking faces on kebabs & pizza. Good night cunt-cakes
* I have about 20 pairs of socks and they are 90% are all black, they dont need to match
* I have four pairs of shoes & trainers and that is more than a fookin enough. I have one pair of feet, and when these goes tits up or leak I will buy a new pair
* At work I chuckle to myself I can eat a banana in full view without people around me thinking the worse
* Cleaning my bathroom up, I admire the sparseness of it. No bottles, lotions, potions, and a dozens of hair care crap. Doing the shower cubicle, there is a lone bottle of show gel nothing more.
* Out with a normal blue pill buddy and I realise I never compelled to stop a pal from getting laid if he wants to. UI will happy dive on the grenade of the fatty mate cock blocker if it helps him. Friends helps friends.
* Knowing a little about cars and under the bonnet, Car mechanics actually tell you the truth and dont ass rape me on the price
* I don't really give a rat's ass if anyone notices your new haircut.
* Aren't urinals fucking great just roughly point you piss in the rough direction and it gets there with hardly any mess and never a fucking line to wait in to park your piss like women
* You just can never have enough bottle openers, as I get a freeby from the local pub on a promotion
Its Friday night, and its poker night, and I have been to poker for the past 9 weeks straight without having to check and asking “it is OK to go to poker tonight dear”
* Sat on the Metro going out to the coast for a walk I realise I can sit with your knees apart no matter what you're wearing and am happy to mansplain
* At work, “Overtime tonight anyone ? Yup sign me up” no discussion. More work.....more pay for fucking me ALONE!
* Closely related to the above MGTOW moment, while treating myself to a nice all over massage with my regular masseuse, I ask for the cost of 'additional extras' to treat myself – why the fuck not ?!
* A few stray gray hairs fall in skim while combing – sad for a sec then remember I'm ageing like fine wine and don't age like a bucket of rotten fish heads left in the desert sun like post wall cum-dumsters
* I read a wedding article in local Metro newspaper, average price for a wedding is £21,000 – Jesus fucking Christ. I joke in my head – Yeah and the divorce down the road costs your shit loads more. On with the day
* I hear two twunts on the bus calling a work colleague. I think to myself I really couldn't care less if someone's talking behind my back, I really couldn't.
* Treat myself to a lovely slice of custom cheesecake for a local deli after work, and realise I don't have some harpy twunt mooching half off me, because she answered NO when you asked if she wanted a slice brought back
* Walking through local shopping centre (mall) some woman is carrying her hand bag and string along boyfriend has around six bags are for women's shop. Jesus, grow a fucking pair of balls please.
* On a day off I just fancy a game of snooker so I just go and play by myself. No questions, no notes, no Spanish inquisition questioning “where you going to honey, when will you be back” ?
* Checking my online banking and see my £5 per month come out for my mobile phone, same as last month and the same as the previous month before.
* I have a nice bet come in from the weekend football, cash it out and have a nice wad of around £500 I don't need to hide it, move off site, tell anyone about it, lie how I got it, explain anything of it
* My natural urges get the better of me, find some porn. Boosh, job done, itched scratched, 5 mins over, kitchen roll flushed. NEXT
* Buy one bottle of malt get a second bottle bottle free – whats not like about that !?? wont go off or out of date or out of fashion 12 year plus aged already – YAY !
* I realise in my closed little world of me me and only me I can rationalize the majority of my behaviour with the handy phrase "Fuck it."
* I meet up with a few mates after work and another guy has the same Ted baker shirt on, WOW what are the odds of that I think, what next we just might become lifelong buddies. Just wouldn't happen with women turning up in the same now would it ?
* I pick up a left newspaper on the train and get to the obituaries page and think to myself, I wonder how many of these deaths were caused or accelerated by broken marriage, kids, child maintenance (alimony), meddling big daddy government ?
* An occasional well-rendered belch or fart is practically expected and functionally useful when one is by oneself .
* With two buddies in casino bar area on weekend, the best of the bunch of ladies opposite our table starts trying to make inroads with me with conversation, a well remembered back handed compliment of old sends her mind in a spin “I like how you're not obsessed with how you look dear”. Burst their bubble, fuck their egos
* Walking how, you see a chick with one of them shitting little chihuahua dogs and wonder what the reaction would be if you punted the little cunt like a football
* I over hear two cuntcakes yammering on the train “Oh, its Wednesday, its pizza night tonight when I get home” Fuck that, EVERY fucking night is pizza night if I want it
* Fixing some machinery at work, and I wonder if something mechanical doesn't work, you can bash it with a hammer why cant you do the same with a women and expect the same results ?
* Christmas coming soon, and its not even fucking Halloween. An entire quarter of the year with twunts getting in the way, spending money they haven't got on shit they don't need for people they don't like
Well that is all for now, must sign off Thursday night if pool league night and beers are calling – night peeps. Really looking forward to reading others “MGTOW Moments”